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“At one time in the world there were woods that no one owned.”
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Technoblade
Technoblade Måned siden
IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THERE'S NO AUDIO, I TURN MY MIC ON AT 1:25
Xgaming
Xgaming 19 timer siden
Techno boomer
cute pinky
cute pinky Dag siden
didnt know someone could be more blind with glasses than me
PigGoodie
PigGoodie 6 dager siden
Grubhub
Claire_ ÒwÓ
Claire_ ÒwÓ 7 dager siden
F
Sleep? Who’s she?
Sleep? Who’s she? 7 dager siden
you fool
ChromaHUD
ChromaHUD 7 timer siden
him and philza moving the cow, the skeleton, and the pigman while the skeleton shoots u and the cow is like the puzzle were u have to move the goat and the lion and the plant across the river
Windigo
Windigo 22 timer siden
Anyone watching after l'manberg went boom finnaly
Icedwarf M
Icedwarf M Dag siden
1:01:29 jump cut? Or stream lag cut it out? I don't know if that's a thing. Maybe Tommy said something a bit extreme? Or something lore based that shouldn't have been unveiled?
Olive Meow
Olive Meow Dag siden
kansas
Patricia Lie
Patricia Lie Dag siden
"I'm going into retirement from violence" litteraly like next stream goes back into violence
Dark Humor
Dark Humor 3 dager siden
Is everyone just gonna ignore that techno has almost a stack of crafting table?
angel
angel 3 dager siden
1:39:03 I COULD'VE SWORN TO GOD (if there was one lol) THAT I HEARD THAT BEFORE IN A CERTAIN ABRIDGED/PARODY SERIES 👀
Madara Uchiha
Madara Uchiha 3 dager siden
pog
Keyboard Ghost
Keyboard Ghost 5 dager siden
THANKGOD the angst finally took over the /rainbow chat that was so irritating thank the heavens for angsty techno and wholesome philza
Keyboard Ghost
Keyboard Ghost 5 dager siden
Them talking about how famous Tommy’s gonna be is really bitter sweet but wholesome. Tommy is gonna be sO famous lol but Technoblades always gonna be a legend!!!:)
Keyboard Ghost
Keyboard Ghost 5 dager siden
Techno taking a selfie infront of his wanted poster is the power move of the century
Zapcircuit ideas
Zapcircuit ideas 6 dager siden
"how do we heal the skeleton?" "oh just make instant damage pots" "how do we heal the cow?" "i dunno, theres no way to heal cows"
VeryPeeved
VeryPeeved 6 dager siden
that scene with Fundy reminded me of that one scene from Iron Man: "how'd you solve the icing problem".
ً
ً 7 dager siden
5:16
Rakif Des
Rakif Des 7 dager siden
1:17:33 "For you the world"
Sans
Sans 7 dager siden
1:00:00
SimplyStrawberry
SimplyStrawberry 8 dager siden
1:17:33
Boring Bush
Boring Bush 8 dager siden
Dono: What is your favorite movie? Techno: The Princess Bride is pretty good. Me: has to literally pause the stream to admire his imaculate taste in movies.
Susan Dionne
Susan Dionne 8 dager siden
aww i hate the princses bride but thats only because people talk about it to much
Susan Dionne
Susan Dionne 8 dager siden
this is sad considering what happend
OtherFluke
OtherFluke 8 dager siden
*”I’m just gonna chill”* Me : Anyways let me go back to the stream where he and Dream you- you know-
Tristan.L.P
Tristan.L.P 9 dager siden
Alternate title: Techno and Ph1lza just chilling
admire
admire 9 dager siden
Ayo 2:27:37 sbi moment pog? FULL SBI MOMENT POG?
Nerdy Stuff
Nerdy Stuff 10 dager siden
1:24:20 The Princess Bride seems like the perfect movie for Technoblade
DevouringGod
DevouringGod 10 dager siden
1:38:50 love the SAO abridged reference lmao
tpespos
tpespos 10 dager siden
My subscribe button just says Dog
NATHANIEL BILLINGS
NATHANIEL BILLINGS 10 dager siden
eeeee
tpespos
tpespos 11 dager siden
SimpleBlade goo brrrrrrrrrrr
Brian Dimaano
Brian Dimaano 11 dager siden
1:22:21 Techno admitting his peak of Minecraft PVP was during his bedwars win streak, just thought i'd make a timestamp for this moment
Copycat
Copycat 11 dager siden
I know I’m late 12:40 Funny thing about Theseus is that he was a douche So he is like tommy
Ben Drowned
Ben Drowned 11 dager siden
The amount of *disappointment* at 45:29
Yahiko Akatsuki
Yahiko Akatsuki 12 dager siden
0:01 Bruhhhhh i really thought techno is waiting for something lmao until 1:25
RedAnil
RedAnil 12 dager siden
1:25:57 so true damn i never realised it would be that simple, thanks for explaining
Twizard 32
Twizard 32 12 dager siden
Lets be honest if a restaurant sponsored Technoblade we’d all go to the restaurant
YouThinkThings
YouThinkThings 12 dager siden
subscribe to technoblade
Jerry Baker
Jerry Baker 12 dager siden
Yes jesus did stop the rain tje same story as walking on water
Benedict Yung
Benedict Yung 13 dager siden
Techno what is that official e-girl rejects server.....
Silver Star
Silver Star 13 dager siden
Or like how Mr. incredible had his hero room after he retired
Benedict Yung
Benedict Yung 13 dager siden
Chat is sometimes truthful
Silver Star
Silver Star 13 dager siden
One win for Bedrock Edition
Silver Star
Silver Star 13 dager siden
I know its a character with Tommy, but like, no
McTikru
McTikru 13 dager siden
1:09:00
SirYamsalot
SirYamsalot 13 dager siden
the neurodivergence REALLY stands out in this one. every single That's Just Technoblade quirk in this is a huge mood, from the monitor sitting right next to him unused, the free trial thing, eating only three different foods. me too buddy me too
Jacob Gioia
Jacob Gioia 13 dager siden
324 seconds making potions how much on an attention span do you think I have
tal beno
tal beno 14 dager siden
"Knock knock? Who's there? Big man is there, Doctor? Yeeaah"
Original Name
Original Name 14 dager siden
I didn't realize clicking on the end screen "other videos" thing actually helps, imma start doing that now :))
blissamin Г
blissamin Г 15 dager siden
1:04:00 dont mind me saving my place bc i gotta sleep for school tmrw gn have a gr8 day/night yall are epic
TheBaconMiners//BaconBoomer12345
TheBaconMiners//BaconBoomer12345 15 dager siden
i saw a video which said 69.3 not subed and 30.1subed and there was 0.4 unknown
Nahbruh
Nahbruh 16 dager siden
7:45
Pol Cumaku
Pol Cumaku 16 dager siden
Ranboo- I hate the rain Me : u just insulted my entire family treee
Lyrus
Lyrus 17 dager siden
Techno @ everyone: yeah so im not moving
It's Easy I'm Me
It's Easy I'm Me 17 dager siden
12:30 this didn't age well
Insane James
Insane James 17 dager siden
If Hubert gets murdered Techno is gonna pull a John wick
Captain Paccon
Captain Paccon 17 dager siden
Tommy sounded so fake when he was talking to techno at 9:00
Bobariah
Bobariah 18 dager siden
“Knock knock, who’s there? Man is there. Doctor? Yeah.” - Tommyinnit, 2020
IceCraftPlayz
IceCraftPlayz 18 dager siden
Visa fo me?
Sallanta
Sallanta 18 dager siden
You can use splash potions of harming...
Lauren Richey
Lauren Richey 18 dager siden
Why the hell do you have 50 crafting tables???
Good Times With ANIQ
Good Times With ANIQ 19 dager siden
Simp techno is a simp
Coop
Coop 19 dager siden
Anyone else really hate tommy???
Coop
Coop 18 dager siden
@mina lol yes
mina lol
mina lol 18 dager siden
bro??
Greta Frey
Greta Frey 19 dager siden
Ranboo just walking in with a sword and noping out immediately just killed me
Geri Vaflor
Geri Vaflor 19 dager siden
1:17:33
TBHK Fan
TBHK Fan 19 dager siden
2:46:33 PAUSE
Hannahanimallover
Hannahanimallover 19 dager siden
Techno sounds like Dennis
bUrGeRbAlLeR123
bUrGeRbAlLeR123 20 dager siden
Me for the first minute and a half waiting for techno to talk...
LoO0ng Boii
LoO0ng Boii 20 dager siden
Watching techno while cooking up bacon bits feels kinda wrong
Lawtiquee
Lawtiquee 21 dag siden
hi ignore me writing time stamps in order to find later so I can animate: 1:09:25 ( you’re the only friend I have left in this world)
Alvey Aedan
Alvey Aedan 21 dag siden
me when i cant fall asleep at 4am: 1:23:52
navkd18
navkd18 22 dager siden
In a month. Techno has earnt 1 million subscribers
First Last
First Last 22 dager siden
My god he’s doing a normal intro, the end is near
AK 123
AK 123 22 dager siden
2:04:46 Facebook is for mom’s. Then they peer-pressure the dads.
Arthur :D
Arthur :D 22 dager siden
1:40:16 ...well, that is a interesting fact ;-;
Rebecca Preast
Rebecca Preast 23 dager siden
Phil is that one friend with a pickup that always gets stuck helping his friends move.
isa bleeeh
isa bleeeh 23 dager siden
We already have so many good fanart of the blade but where's the dream smp comics?? The storyline is already so good with a few alterations it can become a pretty good shounen style medieval comic someone do this
Cinnamon Dreams
Cinnamon Dreams 24 dager siden
1:17:33
Josh Strawn
Josh Strawn 24 dager siden
Boomer
Beyblader Boi
Beyblader Boi 24 dager siden
Thanks for the idea techno gonna go stare at the sun :) 👍
Beyblader Boi
Beyblader Boi 24 dager siden
2:21:25
Pink boi
Pink boi 24 dager siden
Skiddo evolves at level 32.
Charlie The Frog
Charlie The Frog 26 dager siden
“I’m too sleep deprived to give you something good, I’m sorry.” Is the perfect senior yearbook quote.
Aaron Pennell
Aaron Pennell 26 dager siden
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Teconoob
ninjawolf 64
ninjawolf 64 27 dager siden
Why 50 crafting table
Kusalin Thanyakullsajja
Kusalin Thanyakullsajja 27 dager siden
01:09:42 FORESHADOWING
Erm
Erm 28 dager siden
Honestly techno having a second monitor 5' away from him for the past 3 years is the most ADHD thing I've heard in months
GlassOfCola
GlassOfCola 28 dager siden
Welp it isn’t just me who craft fishing rod like that lol
Fake
Fake 29 dager siden
Ph1LzA when he see the stash of emeralds 👁👄👁
MarvelBro 57
MarvelBro 57 Måned siden
Someone please timestamp the moment he mentioned there 10 variants of techno blade
Kenna
Kenna Måned siden
2:20:00
Its Swifty
Its Swifty Måned siden
Phil said it would take 30 hours to get a full netherite beacon but it actually takes more the 120 hours
Mr Psyco
Mr Psyco Måned siden
Techno: *tries to make a string axe* Me: *tries to make an iron axe with 2 iron and 3 sticks* Great minds think alike
ninjacat230
ninjacat230 Måned siden
/rainbowcomment
Charlie choices:]
Charlie choices:] Måned siden
1:40:10
Sighanide
Sighanide Måned siden
I just want a technoblade podcast where he reads bedtime stories and talks about greek mythology, is that too much to ask?
Sighanide
Sighanide Måned siden
@Thea Tun You have to suffer with me
Thea Tun
Thea Tun Måned siden
Oh no why have you told me this now i'll have to live out the rest of my days in pain without a technomythology podcast
Turkey peck
Turkey peck Måned siden
he still sounds good with no mic
AᴘᴘʟᴇPɪᴇ RᴏʙʟᴏxYT
AᴘᴘʟᴇPɪᴇ RᴏʙʟᴏxYT Måned siden
10 technoblades is a nightmare. 1:40:16
OK happiness
OK happiness Måned siden
Tommy really has a way of just pinpointing exactly why I find him annoying sometimes and accusing other people of it... the MOST frustrating thing is watching someone stream and make real progress only for Tommy to join and harass them until they quit whatever they're doing to go mine cobblestone for his next ugly af build that will never have a significant use...
Randomly Thinking
Randomly Thinking Måned siden
So we're just not talking about this? 14:12
polarknight 537
polarknight 537 Måned siden
Do people just physically build the art in the overworld and then map it out with the maps or is there a coding thing where you can put an image in a server file and have it in maps?
Annibelle Heng
Annibelle Heng Måned siden
that was one emotional ending
GOLD PRESTIGE IN BEDWARS
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Technoblade
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We made the ULTIMATE GAMING POD!
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So We Won the Minecraft Championship...
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Skyblock: The Great Potato War
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Technoblade
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Minecraft Block Shuffle...
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mission: kill technoblade
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the deadliest sword in skyblock
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We made the ULTIMATE GAMING POD!
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Quackity visits TommyInnit in Exile
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
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FORTNITE but it's OPPOSITE DAY!
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A Birthday Surprise..
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forming a secret organization [Dream SMP]
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