Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon

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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Tim Dillon joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss plus-sixed clothes, Tim's experience as a mortgage broker, Tom's time selling Cutco knives, the upcoming election, Tim's upbringing, the California fires, and more!
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Kommentarer
Masser Phi
Masser Phi 18 timer siden
TOM: Do you feel optimistic about the future? TOMS ARM AND LEG: NO
Alex Seiferth
Alex Seiferth 21 time siden
I’m convinced Bert doesn’t know how to read.
Javier Ramos
Javier Ramos Dag siden
Jesús fuck how many fucking ads are in these podcasts? I feel like a put my money in the god damn garbage disposal buying NOpost premium.
Stan Mann
Stan Mann Dag siden
Better question Tom "So Tim what messed you up before you where 13? What childhood trauma were you trying to numb with cocaine? You are gay right?"
Stan Mann
Stan Mann Dag siden
Tell us more about this Uncle Johnny Tim. You could hear that in Tom's "huh".
Fran71k
Fran71k Dag siden
Why the insistence on pronouncing Ralph Lauren's name wrong?
Cristian Trinca
Cristian Trinca Dag siden
Tim is literally the best guest/co-host this podcast ever had! Literally no one comes even close!
Jester Jack
Jester Jack 2 dager siden
dude this guy fits the show so well. The background guy that laughs a lot couldn't contain himelf
urmasaguy
urmasaguy 2 dager siden
watching this after the election and they were spot on. lol
N Gofuckyourself
N Gofuckyourself 2 dager siden
I love how they spend 15 minutes sharing scuzzy salesmen stories of their own. Then “Trump’s a conman and a salesman” lol
SondoSoft
SondoSoft Dag siden
lol there’s a bit of a difference when the con is running our country.
apache313
apache313 2 dager siden
Can we get the guy who keeps laughing in the background to tone it down.
Grant Horvath
Grant Horvath 2 dager siden
Listen to day Joe and stop with the ads in the middle of episodes. It takes you out of the convo
Jarred Hulse
Jarred Hulse 3 dager siden
Tim is brilliant and hilarious
D Loc710419
D Loc710419 3 dager siden
Only here for tim dillon
TheDonGork
TheDonGork 3 dager siden
Tom Segura is so arrogant yet underwhelming. Tim’s is arrogant and underrated
Harriet Etter
Harriet Etter 5 dager siden
2020 is hindsight
Zeegoner
Zeegoner 5 dager siden
Stupids
Travis Centers
Travis Centers 5 dager siden
Good to see an actual Bear. I
F M
F M 6 dager siden
Tim isn't embellishing. New York City looks like Escape from LA.
Jamie Moll
Jamie Moll 6 dager siden
I like Tim and Tom on Trump. Trump lost his money 3!!! times!!! But never mentioned it. Biden is just another politician. The cycle slows down.
RFM Recordings
RFM Recordings 6 dager siden
The audience is definitely "a bunch of hoes".
Spaceface420
Spaceface420 6 dager siden
Love tim-i pay youtube to not have adds and you cheaters are putting them in anyways. Maybe put them all at the end if you have to make money like that
Xavier Jallois
Xavier Jallois 7 dager siden
So many sponsors breaks 🤮
ryan jacoby
ryan jacoby 7 dager siden
Maybe get in another add next time
R. C.
R. C. 7 dager siden
Bert is 48, omg, I thought he was 60, wow.
Flex Piper
Flex Piper 8 dager siden
Tim Dillon: "R.i.p Bert to Corona" (The beer, Not the Virus)
googbotrot
googbotrot 8 dager siden
So many ads
Jasen Glenn
Jasen Glenn 9 dager siden
Tim is comic royalty, dude is a fkn god
David Rother
David Rother 9 dager siden
Did Tim say "WASPs" own the Country 🤣🤣🤣. Get real bro lol
Misty Brooke Martin
Misty Brooke Martin 9 dager siden
I just love you guys! Honestly.
Misty Brooke Martin
Misty Brooke Martin 9 dager siden
❤❤❤
Frankie Cuellar
Frankie Cuellar 10 dager siden
nopost.info/throw/qtytaIbKpW1gaMk/video tom show bert Ed asner first time 😅
John Stone
John Stone 10 dager siden
Having Tim instead of Bert is like replacing Mind of Mencia with Chapelle Show reruns. Much better in every way.
Say it How it is!
Say it How it is! 10 dager siden
Tim is always an amazing guest.
Say it How it is!
Say it How it is! 10 dager siden
Omg, me and Tim would have a crazy convo because I literally was doing the same thing at the same time with the mortgages in 08’ lmfao!
George
George 11 dager siden
1:01:35 - You are welcome.
Corn pops Son
Corn pops Son 14 dager siden
Hey Tom how do you feel about the next couple months coming hahahahah fuck man that statement aged terrible
bada bing
bada bing 14 dager siden
Tim Dillon is the result of mixing Bill Hicks with Donald trump
Hernandez Markie
Hernandez Markie 15 dager siden
Tom is annoying when he starts talking about Trump like he's not a liberal simp and we all know it
NerdSweeper
NerdSweeper 15 dager siden
I skipped all the parts with bert
END TIMES PraiseJesus
END TIMES PraiseJesus 15 dager siden
Nihilist Tim Dillon
Zachariah Hunt
Zachariah Hunt 17 dager siden
Nein Tim. Bitte verlieren Sie Gewicht und schweigen Sie über Hugo Boss. Du bist der beste Komiker der Welt. I'm saying, please don't talk shit on Hugo Boss. Yes, you are fat, but they are suits made for men that are in shape 🙃 You are by far the best Comedian in America.
Dylon smith
Dylon smith 17 dager siden
Tim Dillon
Derek Keenan
Derek Keenan 18 dager siden
kinda sick of Bert at the moment, so I preciate you, video
Hernandez Markie
Hernandez Markie 18 dager siden
Damn you got enough ads?
Dayz Line
Dayz Line 18 dager siden
Tom: Welcome t Tim: Albino wizards are attacking the people who believe that the Washington Redskins were made out of day old pudding (1hr 30min) Tom: Thanks for listening a Tim: Let's rehydrate raisins!
Jester Jack
Jester Jack 6 dager siden
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Andy
Andy 19 dager siden
my two favorite comedians
David Tidwell
David Tidwell 19 dager siden
If Tom or Bert ever succumb to their lifestyle Tim is the only choice to replace either on the show
Adam Brown
Adam Brown 20 dager siden
I would watch 2 Bears way more often if this was the duo...hands down
nic connett
nic connett 20 dager siden
The absolute worst part of this podcast is the Bert ads. I actually will not watch this because Bert is in it.... However, anytime you have Tim Dillon on I shall watch. Tom - your a dunk champ
Ryan Evers
Ryan Evers 21 dag siden
SHE WANTS THE LONG SLEEP
redd
redd 22 dager siden
Good lord the amount of adds is getting to be a bit much
mokultra
mokultra 22 dager siden
So many ads Jesus christ
John Jacob
John Jacob 23 dager siden
Tim was in rarefied air for this one. Damn, what a podcast.
Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez 23 dager siden
Tim Dillion is the best.
Maria E. Labbe
Maria E. Labbe 23 dager siden
Ok, you need to remake your ads...it’s really creepy and unnerving seeing Bert, when he’s GONE now.
Michael Gebhart
Michael Gebhart 23 dager siden
I mean is their better than comedy than Bert reading?
Kieth Stone
Kieth Stone 23 dager siden
tim dillon has never been remotely funny
Bubz
Bubz 15 dager siden
hes the funniest comic working right now but ok dipshit lolol
spridle
spridle 24 dager siden
Tom and Tim > Tom and Bert. Bert is fucking awful at being funny.
GOOFBALLSwearMASKS
GOOFBALLSwearMASKS 24 dager siden
If Tim wasn’t making good money he wouldn’t be behind this bullshit. Once enough people die he won’t be making as much.
The God of Hentai - Guy Fieri
The God of Hentai - Guy Fieri 24 dager siden
yall run aton of ads, which it is what it is, but man, take a lesson from Tim, he at least makes his sponsers hilarious
jeff edwards
jeff edwards 24 dager siden
Does tom still steal Raplhie Mays jokes?
Steven Colon
Steven Colon 26 dager siden
Tim Dillon lowkey slept
JS
JS 26 dager siden
Does Tom know that the term bear is a gay term for a bigger hairy gay man? Is that the joke of the podcast name?
JS
JS 26 dager siden
Biden and Kamala, or any other politician are going to sell us out to China. Pro America will cease to exist. Trump is not perfect but at least he tries to get fair trade deals and doesn't want to give in to communist countries. Freedoms of the constitution will be eroded as much as possible under anyone else. The swamp so to speak, does not care about you. That is why they can play with the covid relief bill for months at the expense of livelihoods. Whoever is funding them controls them. Its also party before the people. And in an ever globalized world it's only gonna get worse.
yew 2oob
yew 2oob 26 dager siden
Yeah...good thing Trump took away healthcare...promised the future would be in coal...and literally thousands of American's died due to his inept response to Covid...he sure did MAGA (Made American Graves Abundant). Trumptards are hilarious 😂😂😂
Vincent 47
Vincent 47 26 dager siden
Holy shit first time watching this specific podcast for Tim. This podcast has more ads than Sam Tripoli.
Aaron Ellis
Aaron Ellis 27 dager siden
its so addicting listening to him
PudgTV
PudgTV 27 dager siden
I wasn’t alive during the Carlin era- but from what I’ve seen Tim Dillon reminds me of what George Carlin would be if podcasts were a thing in his time.
Shawn Colarusso
Shawn Colarusso 27 dager siden
Tim Dillon is a modern day Nostradamus
Just Gameplay No Commentary
Just Gameplay No Commentary 28 dager siden
Yes what the free world needs right now is another dictator...good call
Nora's son
Nora's son 28 dager siden
1:08:56 tim has serious perspectives along with his comedian skills wow 👏 😳 truth spoken
Jakeair777
Jakeair777 28 dager siden
i love tim
Joyelle’s Journeys
Joyelle’s Journeys 29 dager siden
It should always be these two
jon didrikson
jon didrikson 29 dager siden
Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money
Tra Huy
Tra Huy 29 dager siden
0:40 she is hot girl and sexygirl.
Josh Lockie
Josh Lockie 29 dager siden
Two bears one cave kinda has a different meaning when you have a gay guy on
L
L Måned siden
Tim dillon seriously might be the funniest man alive. This guy is amazing
SOUVLAKI PAPI
SOUVLAKI PAPI Måned siden
I wonder how many times Tom and Tim said "Right" and "Yeah" someone do a super cut
Dino S. Dominic
Dino S. Dominic Måned siden
This wosn't a podcast, this was a brilliant monologue.
Youtuber
Youtuber Måned siden
Tim Dillon is insanely accurate about everything
jon didrikson
jon didrikson 29 dager siden
Tim describing a dystopian technocracy is EXACTLY what a video of the flemish government described as a possible futuristic scenario where they describe that: -we only move when it's really needed -we stay comfortable inside our own bubble because of technologic developments we can more easily be in contact with our close ones -the biggest techonology companies will control our daily lives -we will GLADLY give away our personal information so it's tailored to our own personal needs -biological food will be printed and sent at our doorstep EVERYTHING Tim said is what a video here in Flanders (part of Belgium) described, paid in full by tax payer money
Robb Taylor
Robb Taylor Måned siden
Funny thing is the mother was the reason that girl got a rap career after the girl corrected her behavior. Irony
Ian Balbas
Ian Balbas Måned siden
I do not know how people think bert kriescher is funny
Sterlingarcher22
Sterlingarcher22 Måned siden
I could listen to Tim talk shit all day lmao he’s hilarious.
Limor G
Limor G Måned siden
His podcast is amazing.
Jason Grayson
Jason Grayson Måned siden
The blue-eyed paper causally calculate because sunshine italy please pro a rhetorical salt. enthusiastic, hurt psychiatrist
Zach Vaughan
Zach Vaughan Måned siden
My moms named Tammy and my dads named Timmy
Mystic of Pioneers Park
Mystic of Pioneers Park Måned siden
Tim “the subslime mortgage no verification of check stubs prequalification champ” Dillon
Mike Stumpgrinding
Mike Stumpgrinding Måned siden
With socialist stealing the country crap is gonna tank
Mystic of Pioneers Park
Mystic of Pioneers Park Måned siden
Mega Bus! It’s not Luckystar! Abso.....lutely. Aka Homeless man limousines
Hunter Bear-ian
Hunter Bear-ian Måned siden
Tim is actually the bastard of Alex Jones
AM
AM Måned siden
1:09:50 and here we are after the vote. No truer words spoken. Great episode!
Dean Shaffer
Dean Shaffer Måned siden
Fiiiinally no Bert. Tim Dillon rules.
marcos casas
marcos casas Måned siden
calm tf down with the Ads... i get this is how you live, but damn
clockmaster300
clockmaster300 Måned siden
Is establishedtitles.com legit? I'm seeing articles saying that it's not
BWheezy09
BWheezy09 Måned siden
I was in tears please bring him back!!!
Justin Elliott
Justin Elliott Måned siden
Tim Dillon's experiences as a coked-out mortgage broker in Long Island have to be made into a TV show.
Sean Chris
Sean Chris Måned siden
Tom Dillon & Tim Segura are the best!!!
Rayborn Whites
Rayborn Whites Måned siden
Finally a comedian on the show.
Will Jones
Will Jones Måned siden
tom reads these ads like the interdimensional cable ads from rick and morty. bert reads them like the success stories section on the hooked on phonics website
MrNUBBYONE
MrNUBBYONE Måned siden
His rant about being a tour guide is one of those where you laugh a little but you recognize how truly hilarious his brain is
Jake Ilardi
Jake Ilardi Måned siden
2 oinkers! Cool
Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon Måned siden
tom didn't quite appreciate or acknowledge how well Tim improvised and killed all the hilarious jokes he told off the cuff, he is so good though that he's almost too fast and drops dimes in less than a second and it puts you into comedic shock
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