Score a Goal From the Furthest Distance | Taskmaster

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From series 8 of Taskmaster Iain Stirling, Lou Sanders, Paul Sinha, Joe Thomas and Sian Gibson attempt to score a goal from the furthest distance followed by a winning celebration.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

Maltiti Tahiru
Maltiti Tahiru 6 dager siden
Get in
BenBen153 8 dager siden
mich sles
mich sles 13 dager siden
lous legs melt me
cloudsRniceC0M3 25 dager siden
my dog went ballistic when Sian celebrated
Bunce Robert
Bunce Robert 29 dager siden
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C. T
C. T 29 dager siden
Love Taskmaster - but as an aside, four sets of adverts on an eight and a half minute video is pure ball-ache!
Fabianwew Måned siden
Sian should have gotten the bonus point
Blah Måned siden
Sian is the only one who got points
Asa Hamada
Asa Hamada Måned siden
Why didn't he put the goals side by side 😂
Per Rosenquist
Per Rosenquist Måned siden
He looks soo much like the guy from Suits.
JSmellerM Måned siden
There might be a bonus point is another way of saying "There won't be a bonus point but please embarrass yourself anyway".
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui Måned siden
I absolutely love this show
Joris Koning
Joris Koning Måned siden
If the last guy just had put the goals next to eachother, instead of the small goal behind the big goal, he probably would have won
Rock girl
Rock girl Måned siden
I absolutely love this show
Durty Hairy
Durty Hairy Måned siden
5:17 You're welcome
Sheldon Måned siden
Do Brits really say “furthest” instead of “farthest” when measuring distance?
Chris Elliott
Chris Elliott Måned siden
And I just realised I dont know the difference between those two words
Samuel Måned siden
Yes they do. Funny enough we've discussed that in school yesterday
Sogard Måned siden
Wow, soccer has to be the lamest little-girl game in the history of Earth. I won't call it a "sport" until committing insurance fraud is considered a sport.
Sogard Måned siden
@dagge * It's a little girls' game, not a sport. Sports don't end in ties or no-scores.
dagge *
dagge * Måned siden
It's the most popular sport in the world so your opinion doesn't matter
Lucia Di Lazzaro
Lucia Di Lazzaro Måned siden
Iains face 🤣
Rock girl
Rock girl Måned siden
miles away from me.
Jacob Kodad
Jacob Kodad Måned siden
Every once in awhile I get caught up in watching British game show reruns and they're so good. US gameshows are just people on a stage
bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui Måned siden
7:00 Sums up the state of Scottish football quite well.
Sokyoul Måned siden
I would have pushed the goal towards the ball
Noah Karimee
Noah Karimee Måned siden
When is Greg gonna do an entire episode with his Eubanks voice????
Andrew White
Andrew White Måned siden
Sian is beautiful. Love the show, "love, love, love," as the Beatles say.
Ahmanuel Wedi
Ahmanuel Wedi Måned siden
This show is not fun anymore.
Viel Glück
Viel Glück Måned siden
I'd probably set the ball 10 cm in front of the goal line and then score easily, hoping the others overestimate themself. Especially with that bad Underground.
Sjeng Mestreech
Sjeng Mestreech Måned siden
If he placed the small goal next to the bigger one, it would have been in...
BigBoy 69
BigBoy 69 Måned siden
3:31 me after getting a perfect score on GeoGuessr
Jordan Cardinal
Jordan Cardinal Måned siden
Very ever so clearly goes in the net "is that a goal" 😂👌
Snowfloof Cathug
Snowfloof Cathug Måned siden
Sian’s shot was actually nice
Daiteach 17 dager siden
The task is framed as though she chose to do it from much closer than the others, but she's only a bit closer, and she got it pretty cleanly.
Mike's Music
Mike's Music Måned siden
Ian sterling scot sterlings brother!!!!!!!!
Eliza Earhart
Eliza Earhart Måned siden
At least if Scott Sterling were there he would’ve had an excuse for not scoring😂
ExEssex :
ExEssex : Måned siden
7:00 Sums up the state of Scottish football quite well.
Sogard Måned siden
Scottish soccer
Mark Pompeo
Mark Pompeo Måned siden
I knew Sian would be the only one to score
Olov Hammarström
Olov Hammarström Måned siden
I just had a brilliant ok idea: since the rules are as loose as just "score a goal from the furthest distance" I would have just done it in a game where the servers physically exist miles away from me.
Oopss7 Måned siden
How dyou mean?
Kristijan Ilišinović
Kristijan Ilišinović Måned siden
this task was simple to win: go with Alex to a bar and order a shot(you only get one shot). Score(give it a score 1-10) a goal and celebrate it by drinking the shot. EZ
jennifer Måned siden
paul is my spirit animal, like we just vibe
Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole Måned siden
Good God, I haven't played football since grade school but I still could have hit the massive goal that Ian used.
Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole Måned siden
@Sogard Ah, I proved you wrong so now you're just bitter. Cool.
Sogard Måned siden
@Collin O'Toole because "Insurance Fraud Actor's Guild" wouldn't fit on the original building.
Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole Måned siden
@Sogard Uh-Huh, then why is the England governing body called The Football Association and league called the English Football League?
Sogard Måned siden
@Collin O'Toole according to Britain, Association Football is known as Soccer to avoid confusion with Rugby Football.
Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole Måned siden
@Sogard Not according to the majority of the world.
Noor Asi
Noor Asi Måned siden
Sian would be better than most chelsea players
Zearth Måned siden
Couldn't they have gotten Alex to chase after the ball while carrying the small goal?
Winnipeg Instinct
Winnipeg Instinct Måned siden
the bigger brain plays
Trimmien Måned siden
Kinda disappointed that none of them pointed out the grammatical difference between farthest and furthest
Trimmien Måned siden
@Julie E No, further/furthest cannot be correctly applied to literal distances
Julie E
Julie E Måned siden
In this context wouldn't either be correct though? Both can be used when describing distance, but if you have more abstract context, then you'd use "furthest" only?
Trimmien Måned siden
@David Lewis Exactly, but the point is that the contestants could’ve used that as a loophole-shooting the soccer ball from a foot away while being despondent and verbally reluctant to talk to Alex would’ve been the “furthest” (in emotional distance)
David Lewis
David Lewis Måned siden
Is a pretty simple rule. Distance=farthest, hopes and dreams=furthest. I guess I did feel a need to point out something that simple.
David Lewis
David Lewis Måned siden
We're not all grammarians. I know the difference, but don't feel a need to point it out. We get the gist.
trollfeet Måned siden
Sian Gibson is cute af
Diana B.
Diana B. Måned siden
I can't believe he misseeed 😂😂 and by a meter or so! 😭
Linus D N
Linus D N Måned siden
Lou Sanders is damn pretty
Die Legende
Die Legende Måned siden
Iain could still have scored by playing it a bit more intelligently and putting the little goal next to the big one
TheLtGo Måned siden
Big brain play
RighteousWeevil Måned siden
i feel like the moment he decided to wheel in the full-sized goal was the moment he guaranteed failure
watertaco Måned siden
I am a bit annoyed that tasks from the "current" youtube season are being uploaded in front of the whole episode
GroovingPict Måned siden
how do you miss that fucking massive goal... I mean, it was obvious he was going to miss, with the way they set it up, but still
Edward V
Edward V Måned siden
On an uneven lawn from 34 meters it's actually not that easy to score a goal. I've seen premier league players miss far easier shots on an empty goal (albeit with a bit more pressure). He should score there, but it's by no means a given.
Maurits Ponnette
Maurits Ponnette Måned siden
I would have turned around and shot the ball through the treeline and make any two trees where the ball passes through my goal. As a kid you sometimes had to improvise a goal like that. I would've somehow make it miss anyway though 😅
Iwan Ebbing
Iwan Ebbing Måned siden
Would it have counted if one ordered a goal ('scored a goal') on AliExpress...?
peter obermuller
peter obermuller Måned siden
I wouldn't presume to suggest that the Taskmaster is predictable, but when i heard about the bonus point i immediately thought,, "naaahh"
S1L3NT G4M3R Måned siden
if you don't like these videos... YOU CAN GO BACK TO RUSSIA!!!! LOL
Mystery Mouseketool
Mystery Mouseketool Måned siden
Just give the goal a score from like km away, since the task didn't mention getting the football into the goal
Mystery Mouseketool
Mystery Mouseketool Måned siden
@TheUniversegirl99 If you score a goal, you score a goal
TheUniversegirl99 Måned siden
"if you don't score a goal, you're disqualified"
S1L3NT G4M3R Måned siden
Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro Måned siden
The more I see of Ian, the more I can't stand him
Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro Måned siden
@PokemonTom09 Maybe you're right. Hadn't thought about it like that.
PokemonTom09 Måned siden
@Angel Okoro Rewatch the video from the start, and pay attention to Iain, keeping in mind that he knows exactly how poorly he did. Tell me: where exactly does he even slightly let on that he's not having fun in the lead up to his attempt being shown? To me, he seems to be genuinely enjoying it. Also "that groan"? Wtf are you talking about, it was less than a second and was a very momentary cry of defeat. Litertally every contestant has made a similar noise at such crushing defeats. It's not Iain's fault they replayed that groan 5 times.
Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro Måned siden
@PokemonTom09 The immediate reaction, that painful groan, the way he tries to suppress his anger every time he fails. He tries his best to cover it up and smile, I agree with you there. There have been other competitive guests, like Rhod Gilbert for example. But it always seemed to act in good fun, and Ian rarely looks like he's actually enjoying himself.
PokemonTom09 Måned siden
Literally what about this task did he do that you disliked? He had a brilliant solution to the task, failed anyway, and despite that was still smiling through the whole thing. He didn't disparage anyone else, and made light of his own shortcomings. Yeah, he is overly competitive, but absolutely none of that comes through here in this task.
Brian Kwiatkoski
Brian Kwiatkoski Måned siden
Why couldn't the US version be like this? It's super garbage.
David Lewis
David Lewis Måned siden
Never heard of a US version. Does it go by "Taskmaster"? No doubt it sucks.
Brian Kwiatkoski
Brian Kwiatkoski Måned siden
I think it was actually on CW or some other network TV station no one cares about.
Trevor Hardy
Trevor Hardy Måned siden
I didn’t even know there was an American version, what streaming service is it on?
Sagatious Måned siden
The biggest problem with the US version is that the duration is 30 minutes instead of 60 minutes. With ads you get 20 minutes of the show which hardly leaves any time for banter. In the original taskmaster, Greg seems all powerful and isn't afraid to humiliate anyone. Reggie is not as acerbic as Greg. Also, it has the same tasks which makes it a bit boring for those who have already seen the UK version.
Red Elf Shot the Food
Red Elf Shot the Food Måned siden
I have a big smile on my face. Thank you Alex! Thank you Greg! Thank you contestants!
Christophe Auguste
Christophe Auguste Måned siden
Couldn't they bring the goal at the bottom of a long steep road and shoot the ball so it would roll all the way down, guided by the gutter!
Eliza Earhart
Eliza Earhart Måned siden
@L33TTechReviewer Soccer goals are usually stored back to back at parks for league games so it was probably fairly easy to get as long as they got a key for the lock. If it was on the next field over it probably only took a minute or two to set it all up
L33TTechReviewer Måned siden
@D Faria how'd they manage to get or find a large net for Iain in 5 minutes? What are the limitations of the tasks
D Faria
D Faria Måned siden
I don’t think they would’ve had enough time since they only had 5 minutes. But that’s a good idea!
Simone G
Simone G Måned siden
God, I love Sian. Sian, are you reading me? I LOVE YOU
Diana B.
Diana B. Måned siden
A RB Måned siden
Fun fact: Sian´s celebration inspired the task where they had to run while making a continuous noise
Gary Byma
Gary Byma Måned siden
Arguably she should have gotten the bonus for best celebration.
PBJallstar Måned siden
theplasmawolf Måned siden
@A RB Is her celebration noise a longer continuous noise than the one in the actual noise task? Would be nice, but I didn't pay much attention during this season.
Jayk1406 Måned siden
I’m pretty sure they filmed both those tasks in the same field, and alex has the same can of spray paint in both. So that makes 3 deja vu moments weirdly. The taskmaster simulation is glitching i guess😂
A RB Måned siden
@Marc Mansfield Sorry probably should have made it clear I was joking. I just find it funny, that she either, basically re-enacts another task or, what would be even funnier, does a task before she actually has to do it.
Laurie Måned siden
How do I find out where Lou's dress is from... it's gorgeous (don't know if I could pull it off, but still would love to try)
Mud Bray
Mud Bray Måned siden
Honestly, Iain deserved to miss that goal. Terrible form on that kick.
TheOrangeRoad Måned siden
Sean's wasn't much better. Looked like a toe kick, but the soccer gods were with her that day
Zylka Leftridge
Zylka Leftridge Måned siden
Life goals: do something with my life so one day i can be on task master!
Nathan Wen
Nathan Wen Måned siden
@mom2mmpt yes the greatest humor is self deprecating
mom2mmpt Måned siden
Seriously! Time to think about entering the world of comedy. I'm not necessarily funny, but I'm all for public humiliation. Woo!
Yeetcheng Måned siden
I would have said I was the goalie/keeper and used my hands, but probably still missed
TheSassback Måned siden
Lance Pearson
Lance Pearson Måned siden
Farthest is distance, furthest is more. Spot on, mate.
Bastien Merindol
Bastien Merindol Måned siden
Let's be honest, this whole task was just an excuse for Alex to spray the paint around the ball.
Eetu Laitinen
Eetu Laitinen Måned siden
i love yes
Eileen the Crow
Eileen the Crow Måned siden
he should've put the goals next to each other to give himself a little better odds yet lol
Diana B.
Diana B. Måned siden
Tbh, he probably was convinced he can't miss 🤣
Diana B.
Diana B. Måned siden
@Benjamin Lim 🤣🤣🤣 I swear I commented almost the exact same thing a few min ago.
Benjamin Lim
Benjamin Lim Måned siden
With his luck, he would have struck the posts in between the two goals.
Nephtuk Måned siden
Rew Rose
Rew Rose Måned siden
Y'know Ian could've just put the smaller goal post next to the bigger one to get even more area 😂
Martin Vogt
Martin Vogt Måned siden
@Antonio Excatly. I wouldn't even move the goal, just go to the actually nice green and shot. The place this task took place wasn't an accident, most tasks are meant to leave room for some trickery.
Antonio Måned siden
If you can get 1 goal from a training ground, surely you can get 2? Maybe 4, or even more! I'd get em all!
josef2012 Måned siden
David Lewis
David Lewis Måned siden
@Rik de Graaff Haha, love that it didn't matter, the rest is diddling. Clearly allowed it? Nevermind, can't wait for next series!
Rik de Graaff
Rik de Graaff Måned siden
@David Lewis It wasn't dubious at all. Greg clearly allowed it and the task didn't specify whch goal you have to score in.
n 89
n 89 Måned siden
Life lesson here. You don't have to be a huge success. But everyone else just needs to fail miserably.
Ed K
Ed K 3 dager siden
@Matt Stokes Great reference!
LOWLY Måned siden
Even if you have big help, you might fail if you dont put in work :D
Daniel Mc Sween
Daniel Mc Sween Måned siden
Matt Stokes
Matt Stokes Måned siden
Basically Steven Bradbury and Australia's first Winter Gold medal.
Diana B.
Diana B. Måned siden
😂 so true& clever. Can't believe no one replied to this until now. 👍
Night Hunter
Night Hunter Måned siden
I predicted the fail when I saw the big goal.
ZuzuAnna Måned siden
@Jaws Trock omg! I haven't think of that! You are clever!
Jaws Trock
Jaws Trock Måned siden
I would have put both goals side by side for a eve wider area XD
NW Blader
NW Blader Måned siden
And the fact they said he was going to be shown last
Jeffrey Pizarro
Jeffrey Pizarro Måned siden
Never stop posting please
ahab_dota Måned siden
couldve given her six points
Joan Mayo
Joan Mayo Måned siden
Sian running into the treeline squealing is my sleep paralysis demon
Vladislav Dubov
Vladislav Dubov Måned siden
A task for Bobby Moore
Jayk1406 Måned siden
Joe wilkinson’s potato throw and Mark Watson’s 148 out of 150 cheeky texts live on in infamy as the most tragic taskmaster moments, but I think Iain’s goal has got to be up there. Like a solid third at least. The Shakespearean tragedy of it 😭
Lieke Seebregts
Lieke Seebregts 15 dager siden
james acasters hulaing was a strong one too
Sparo Splat
Sparo Splat Måned siden
Tim Vine's hook though.
Pambudi Wardhani
Pambudi Wardhani Måned siden
Lina Noor
Lina Noor Måned siden
How about Vegas' house of beer mats?
Nila Måned siden
@Jayk1406 okay good point 😂 I still can't get Iain's comment from the volcano episode "I genuinely don't want to talk about it" out of my head
Robby 48
Robby 48 Måned siden
I absolutely love this show
DoubleYouRides Måned siden
Sian with an absolute BANGER
Connor Welsh
Connor Welsh Måned siden
They’ve realised I can’t live without taskmaster and are posting more or less every day!
What Did I Just Watch
What Did I Just Watch Måned siden
@Ina Bothwick yes!
Ina Bothwick
Ina Bothwick Måned siden
@What Did I Just Watch great isn’t it
Krithika R.
Krithika R. Måned siden
This show is wicked! 😆
KitagumaIgen Måned siden
I'm grateful for this achievement! We're many that benefit from your hard work.
What Did I Just Watch
What Did I Just Watch Måned siden
I just discovered this show and i am loving it!
MrBartekk13 Måned siden
First! Love TaskMaster
DoubleYouRides Måned siden
Brightening my day with every upload!
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